Events transpired yesterday during the 2015 Super Bowl that left us wondering a lot of things this morning. There were sharks, balls (both beach and foot), Seahawks coach Pete
Carroll's YOLO play call and Missy Freakin' Elliot reminding us that 2001 was millions of years ago. And that was just some of the s--t that went down on Super Bowl Sunday. Does anyone have answers for us?! 1. Is Rob Gronkowski the bro- iest NFL player who ever bro'd? 2. If Katy Perry was riding the
"More You Know" star, what did she teach us? 3. Also, did Hot Dog on a Stick pay for the outfit tie-in? 4. Why did Pete Carroll call a slant when he had Beast Mode Marshawn Lynch on the one-yard line? 5. Is there anything cuter than Tom Brady celebrating his big win with his wife and kids? 6. Who
would've guessed dancing sharks would be the real Super Bowl MVP? #LeftShark4President 7. Which celeb was paid the most for their commercial appearance? Liam Neeson probably did it for free because he loves mocking his Taken character
so damn much. 8. Tom who? How come we didn't know Julian Edelman was so hot?! 9. Is there anything more heartbreaking than watching Richard Sherman's reaction to
that final interception? 10. Is anyone else obsessed with the fact that the Furious 7 writers have clearly given up on physics? Although it's probably fair to say the writers of the franchise gave up on it a long time ago, right? 11. Are we quite sure Tom Brady's balls weren't deflated? The Seahawks did have to double-check... 12. Speaking of balls, were Katy Perry's beach balls stoned or just really bummed that their beach ball dancing careers were being reduced to this slight bobbing around move? 13. What was with all the heartstring- tugging Super Bowl commercials about dads?! 14. How far has the youth of America fallen that they don't know who Missy
Elliot is? 15. Will we ever get over that Nationwide ad, or will we all forever cower in fear at the thought of insurance due to their dark, depressing commercial? 16. Is everyone else totally game if Jurassic World is just Chris Pratt training raptors for two hours? 17. And finally, did Steven Tyler and Britney
Spears realize how cruel it was to take a reunion photo and remind us what will never be again?! See you next year, sportsball fans. Go athletes!
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